It’s March 2021, and there’s never been a better time to be alive.

Almost all of us have been in a tremendous funk, feeling like complete dogshit for what seems like ages as we’ve been suffering through a pandemic, climate change catastrophes, and the fucking Trump presidency.

But like they say, it’s always darkest before the dawn. Wait a sec. Is it? That can’t be right. That sounds retarded.

I’m happy to share with you a few characters that my daughter absolutely loves.

First, there’s Pee-stain the Yellow Lion.

I’m extremely saddened to report that the flying plastic bag of dogshit that is ‘cancel culture’ has arrived in Japan.

Mr. Yoshiro Mori, an 83-year-old fossil who was the president of the Tokyo Olympics organizing committee, has been forced to resign because he said that women talk too much.

This is such crap.

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I came home from work to find my pregnant wife sitting at the dining room table with hospital pamphlets strewn out before her.

“Did the appointment go okay?” I asked.

“Yeah,” she replied. “The baby’s growing just fine.”

“I had the worst nightmare ever,” my pregnant wife declared as I strolled into the kitchen on a lazy Sunday morning.

“Is that so?” I replied on my way to the refrigerator.

“You were at a café with another woman.”

This peaked my interest. Particularly because I don’t drink coffee. “What was I