Dear Body,
I’ve asked you this question before, but seriously, are you a fucking retard?!
Are you trying to kill me?! Stop force-feeding me corona.
I understand that you think it’s cute when you make me rub my eyes to remove some
Read MoreDear Body,
Are you a fucking retard?
Why do you feel compelled to store every little excess calorie that I eat and drink as fat?
How long have we been together? Our whole fucking life, right?
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