How to Defeat Trump; A Simple & Unfuckupable Strategy for Biden to Annihilate Trump

Everyone knows that Trump is a lying, incompetent, douchebag of a president.

And yet, there is a chance that Biden could lose to him in the upcoming election. The greatest risk in my mind would be Biden making things complicated.

Which is why I say: Joe, don’t complicate things. Don’t overthink it. Just use my below line which is guaranteed to win you the election.

Further, use only this line. No matter what the question, keeping firing back with it as your answer.

If you keep the message simple, even the most die hard magat will realize that he’s been deceived because he uses less than a half a percent of his brain, and he will switch to you. He will realize that you will actually help him, whereas Trump will continue to just say that he will help him, all the while just screwing him up the butt, because he’s a fat, orange-make-up wearing, butt-screwing orangutan.

So here’s that line:

—>Trump’s tax cuts saved Apple $47 billion. How much did they save you?<—-

Oh fuck, that was two lines. But surely, magats can pay attention for a whole two lines, right?

What?! Trump has done more to help big corporations than magats like me?! That’s uncredulous! Okay, I’ll vote for the other super-old white guy.

Donald Trump is a mentally stable genius with a nice tan and a full head of hair.

And here’s the Tweet version:

A Can’t-Miss One-Liner Strategy to Defeat Trump:
”Trump’s tax cuts saved Apple $47 billion. How much did they save you?”
Oh crap, that was two lines. But surely, even magats can pay attention for a whole two lines, right?
@SarahKSilverman
#Magats #MagatsTM
http://bit.ly/how2beattrump

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