The Dumbest “Sport” in Olympic History

Prior to the 2020/2021 Olympics, the hands-down dumbest “sport” they allowed in the competition was race walking.

Not only does it look stupid as they waggle their asses off for 20 kilometers, but it’s pretty much an oxymoron. If you’re gonna race, run you idiots.

Hi. I’m speed walking cause I’m a douche who can’t excel at real sports.

But race walkers can take pride in the fact that they’re no longer involved in the dumbest “sport” in the Olympics.

They’ve been eclipsed by a “sport” that pits man & woman against imaginary man & woman.

So stupid.

At least walking is a competition against other people. Actual living people.

The name of the new dumbest “sport” in Olympic history is karate kata (form), and karaticians were awarded medals for kicking and punching air while unleashing ear-splitting screams. Damn, bro’s and gals, you’re really scaring the fuck out of your imaginary combatants.

Heeeeeyahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See how I just knocked out my imaginary opponent. Sweet, right?!

What’s next? Air guitar?!