Jonathan Doe is a conman, and as he himself says, Stealing was always my hobby. Now it’s my profession.

After being fired from his office job for rampant stealing of office supplies, he lands an outrageously lucrative gig house/plant-sitting, and the story begins when he places an ad in the local newspaper for anyone in need of a freelance taxidermist.

He cancels the taxidermy ad, however, once it’s patently obvious that slipshod