Top 10 Worst Reasons to Have a Baby

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10) To trap your partner into marrying you.

9) Because you’re dying to give breast milk a taste.

8) To fill a void in your life.

7) Cause babies are chick magnets.

6) To quiet all your family and friends who keep asking when you’re going to have a baby.

5) Cause you want to write a humorous yet insightful book on raising children and it just makes sense to get some practical experience first.

4) As an excuse to add to your stuffed animal collection.

3) As part of a get-rich quick scheme.

2) Cause you want someone who loves you.

1) To catch up on sleep.

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