When your inner child tells you to revisit the past by reading one of your favorite books from elementary school, tell your inner child to shut the fuck up.

In hindsight, I’m hoping that Lil Johnny Box was just duped by the exhilarating title; that he didn’t pay much attention to the actual content of the book, or maybe didn’t even read it, but that he found the title so irresistibly hilarious and mouth-watering that he just thought it was one of his favorite books. Damn you, Judy Blume! You cruel temptress! Damn you to the 7th Circle of Hell!