From the country that brought you vending machines stocked with used high school girls' panties comes this intoxicating product, the real draw of which is that you get to choose what JB did while wearing them. Including, but not limited to:

• Drinking
• Hand to hand combat (via Nintendo's Kung Fu Master)
• Jogging
• Karaoke (3 hours of all-you-can-drink crooning (okay, shouting))
• Self-gratification
• Tennis
• Working (i.e. sitting in front of a computer for up to 2 hours at a time)

The options are unlimited for this sure-to-be-cherished-for-a-lifetime product.

SHIPPING NOT INCLUDED UNLESS YOU SEND A PHOTO OF YOURSELF IN SOMETHING EQUALLY SEXY.
UNDIES DESIGN AT DISCRETION OF JOHN BOX. (I.E. EXPECT TIGHTY WHITIES)